How was Backside Monster being created? Here the story goes....
Baby Julian has a cute and tender bum (with a green patch) and Mummy is so tempted to bite his bum after every shower. So one day Mummy couldn't resist anymore and bite it! Julian cried out! Of course I wouldn't admit Mummy has done it. So immediately Mummy told him, "it's the BACKSIDE MONSTER! It's Ok... Mummy will protect your backside!" So Mummy became the good one, always protecting Baby Julian's bum.... Hee heee...
Nowadays, when Julian is very naughty or wouldn't sleep, Mummy will tell him story of BACKSIDE MONSTER which becomes a bedtime story for him. Maybe Mummy should start writing children story just like Madonna... but I'll do the HORROR one and who knows it will become another HARRY POTTER...
2 You Bark here:
Baby Julian Your Mummy Is The One Who Bite Your Backside All The Time. So Pls Don`t Believe That She Will Protect You Ok. If You Need my Baby To Bite Your Mummy, Just Let Me Know. I Will Made Arrangement.
Poor Julian.. I think your house got backside monster.. why don't you move to yiyi winnie's house.. Yiyi winnie's house only got lots of your fave pooh pooh :)
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