Daddy's Story Time

I really salute Daddy's creative ways of telling stories to them. He doesn't need a book.
So far I've heard 2 versions.

Version One:
He told Gar Gar, long long time ago there were 3 monks in living in the mountain, an old monk, a young monk n a chipmunk ...

Version Two:
He told the 2 of them, one day Barney, Dinosaur and Koala bear went to NTUC to buy something. So Barney pushed the trolley and they were stopped by the security cos Dino is too big to enter and Barney is too fat. In the end they had to ask Koala to buy on their behalf...

Mommy nearly fainted..

Mommy is PIG!

Julian asked if he could take out my sunglasses for me. I told him that it is not sunglasses but it's spectacles! Sunglasses have dark coloured lens but spectacles are see thro'. Mommy is wearing a pair of glasses cos without it, mommy cannot see far. Mommy is myopic! At this point, Julian gave me a shocking look & said, "Hah!? Mommy is PIG!?"

At this point of time, I'm speechless.

Shame Shame Mommy

Julian is allergy to Gar Gar's poo poo. Whenever he smelled it, he'll start puking or coughing. As if his poo poo smell great n the rest of us are smelly! However everytime mommy wanna do "big business" in the toilet, he always wanna follow so this time I juz brought the 2 in for a shower as well. Then as I was flushing the toilet bowl, he started to cough, I asked him what happened. He was sitting in the long bath and said, "Mommy, your poo poo so smelly of cos I vomit." He made me so embarrass for that moment.

Lizard Part II

I've a pack of lizard which I bought it to scare Julian so he would not touch those things he was not suppose to touch. But after a while he was no longer afraid of it. Now I left it in the long bath for them to play while showering. The 2 of them always fight for these reptiles. They just can't share. They want it all by themselves & Julian will start beating Gar Gar & Gar Gar will bite him. This morning, they were fighting for it again. I told Julian that Gar Gar didn't snatch his lizards but Gar Gar tought he was afraid of it so wanna eat them up to protect him. He looked at Gar Gar for a moment and told Gar GaR, "Thank u very much! Gar Gar, dun need to eat these lizards for me. I'm not scare anymore."

Gar Gar is 13m old!

(Gar Gar at 13m old)

(Sleepy head Gar Gar fallen asleep in MY GYM)

Prince Gar Gar is learning to talk now. He can mumbles words that has a "B"... like bus, barn (stands for Barney).. Initially Daddy was very excited that he could finally called him pa pa...later then I realised that he was pointing to Barney or Bus!

Julian's 1st words were car and dad but Gar Gar is more fillial, he knows the meaning of "饮奶思源" and he called me FIRST! ke ke ke...

Also when we asked him what's his name, he could say "GAR GAR" but maybe he always heard his gor gor calling him GAR GAR in a very low, harsh tone.. he too uses the same tone when he called himself GAR GAR.

Finally the most important phrase that he knows is of cos "MILK MILK".

P.S: Gar Gar, u r so lovable n mommy can't stop loving u!

Lizard!

As usual, we were in the room preparing to watch some DVDs after dinner. I was looking for a dino DVD that Julian loves to watch, then suddenly Julian was screaming n crying for Daddy. He saw a baby lizard crawling on the wall.

This is the first time he was asking for Daddy to help. So I called Daddy for him but Daddy was very agitated with me n Julian. He was blaming me for making him like a gal, always crying. (Too bad! Daddy doesn't share our interesting moments.)

After I hung up the phone, Julian decided that he should cover his eyes n pretend to see no evil (i.e. to be an ostrich). So to wrap up everything, I told him no more lizard. He asked me where was the lizard. I told him Gar Gar had saved him! While he covered his eyes, the lizard crawled to him n Gar Gar ate the lizard. So it was in Gar Gar's tummy now. At this moment, Gar Gar was making a yummy sound (something that he always do whenever he pretends to eat).

Julian was convinced that Gar Gar had eaten the lizard to save him so he gave Gar a kiss on his cheek. When Gar Gar wanna give him a kiss too, he told Gar Gar cannot cos his mouth is dirty!? (Maybe he has just swallowed a lizard.)

Julian's broken hand

Julian "broken" hand

We were in the room with Gar Gar watching our favourite Barney after dinner when suddenly Julian told me, "Mommy, I wanna sell my backside." I almost burst into laughter. I asked him how much he wanna sell his backside. He would normally say $0.50 but I guessed he knows his backside is worth some money, he said he wanna sell it for $20. I couldn't control my laughter anymore. I moved over to sit beside him and just when I was about to sit next to him, suddenly there was a cracking sound. Immediately, he gave me a worry look n told me, "mommy, I broke my hand." I laughed even more. So I played along with him.

"O no! U broke your hand like your cousin? U need to go hospital to bandage it." I held his hand and started to shake his wrist a little. Then tell him, "see! It's so soft, it's broken. " This made him worried more. I decided to play a joke on him so I carried him up n said will rush him to the hospital. I carried him to the study room and told daddy to send him to hospital. He was so worry that he cried n told daddy his hand was broken. Thinking Daddy would be laughing at his silliness but the impatient daddy brought the crying Julian back to me n scolded me. He said he has no time for this kind of joke!

Mommy has to wrap up my joke with Julian. So i took my heat powder and rubbed it on his wrist then took out a pink handkerchief to bandage his hand (just like his fel fel jie jie). He told me he felt much better and for the whole night he was so careful with his hand and he dare not use it to hold anything.

Before he slept, i asked if he would wanna remove his bandage, he said no. Now he is sleeping with his bandage.

That's naughty mommy n silly Julian! That's how we play with each other!