Constellation

Julian had a lesson on Constellation and I guessed that was the most bombastic word he had learnt to date so he kept asking me what is CONSTELLATION!

I was so tried of his asking and decided to come out with many version of it.

Version 1

A group of starfish forming different shapes

Version 2

A group of shit forming different shapes - O! that's CONSTIPATION!

Since then, he has stopped asking.

Best Action Star

8th Sep 2010 - United Square, Action Adventure

Julian worn the helmet, harness, posed a few photos, played a fool, teased the workers and wayang wayang a little... When his turn comes, he said he dun wanna to do it. Take the goodies bag and back out.

My Room

15th Sep 2010

I always tease the kids that I'm going back to sleep in my master bedroom since they have grown up but they always pull me back to THEIR ROOM. They will always say 'NO, Mommy that's daddy's room, you sleep in OUR ROOM."

Conclusion: The Study Room and the Master bedroom are Daddy's room. The back room is Aunty's room. Then where is MY ROOM! ?

JellyFish Update

12th Sep 2010 - Jellyfish update

Remember I blog about my argument with Julian that he looks like a jellyfish? He was so mad that he said he has BRAIN. Julian is right! Jelly fish has no brian, heart and bones! Only have stomach and mouth in its BELL. Today we read a book on JellyFish!

I love my Name!

9th Sep 2010

I asked Julian, "do you like your name?"

His reply: "Everybody will like their own names and love themselves."

P.S.: Julian, not necessary.. Your Unique yiyi didn't like her name when she was in Primary Sch and she wanna call herself Carina Liew Bixue aka 干你娘流鼻血.

Tadpoles and Eggs

1st Nov 2010

Julian attended his 1st BIOLOGY lesson in GUG today, taught by Teacher Faye. He said the fastest racing tadpole swim and poke a hole into the egg and 9 months later, turn into baby..

I asked him where the egg comes from. He replied it is in my body when I was young (lucily not from NTUC). Then I asked where the tadpole comes from. He replied from the pond. So I asked him if I should sit in the pond and wait for the tadpole to poke my egg. He said NO, wait at the swimming pool. I asked him if he sees tadpoles in the pool. He thought for awhile, then replied, "You wait in the pond."

I presumed now his daddy must be the ugly toad!

Then I imagined my own stories...

Story 1

Once a upon a time, a beautiful princess love to play near the pond with her golden egg. One day she accidentally dropped her egg into the pond. An ugly lazy toad saw it and summoned all his tadpoles to race and fetch him the egg. One of the fastest racing tadpole reached the golden egg but was curious about it. It poked a hole and slipped into the egg and got trapped. Nine months later, it grows into Julian Tung!

Story 2

A lazy Daddy toad wanna cook instant noodle but has no egg to go with it so he summoned all his tadpoles to go NTUC to buy some eggs home. The fastest racing tadpole reached NTUC but seeing so many brands of eggs on the shelves, he did not know which one to buy. So he decided to poke a hole and peep through the egg but accidentally slided into 1 of it and got trapped. 9 months later, it grows into Julian Tung! Being a filial son, he rushed home with the tray of eggs for his hungry daddy but Daddy already die of hunger! Ha Ha...

P.S: Sons! This is creative writing ok! So I hope you have my genes and no need to spend money to go for creative writing tuition. OK!

Who's Sitting?

16th Nov 2010

I posed this Question to my sons. If you have only 1 seat in the MRT, will you give it to your girl friend or Mommy?

Julian's reply : MOMMY!

Garwyn's reply : I'm 3 years old so I SIT!

Garwyn's Bedtime Story

27/11/2010

I told Garwyn that he is soooo handsome and when has fallen asleep, an ugly princess will kiss him and wake him up. Then he will marry the ugly princess and live happily ever after. He opened his sleepy eyes and said, "I dun wanna sleep anymore."

P.S: GaRwyn, what so scary about marrying an ugly princess? Mommy married an ugly toad and gave birth to 2 beautiful tadpoles! Princess Fiona also marry SHREK!

My 5th son

21st Aug 2010

I always say my 1st son come here and Julian will always be the 1st to run over to me. When Gar Gar's turn, I called out to my 2nd son to come over. He will always protest and raised his 5 fingers saying he is my 5th son. I wonder why is my no. 2, 3 and 4 sons!?

I guess his ESP must be very strong and he can feel he is no. 5. Daddy, can you explain the 2nd, 3rd and 4th?

The Art of Shiting!

Aug 2010 - 2 years 6 months old.

Garwyn is finally ready to wear his boxer and toilet trained but not always reliable especially when it comes to poo. When his feeling comes, he will just shit on his pant. So we are trained to observe his facial expression. When he starts to stick out his tongue and twist his face.. suddenly becomes qiuet... We will quickly rush him to the toilet. On the way to the toilet, he will just freeze! His body will be all stiffen.. And when he is PUSHING, he will hold up his legs straight and request you to pull his toes!